Great Muddy Cavier

It looks like Missouri is becoming a major producer of caviar! They harvest sturgeon eggs out of the Mississippi and Missouri rivers, and ship them to New York and other high snob-factor places.

Frankly, I wouldn`t eat ANYTHING which comes out of the Mississippi! (I`ve seen what is in that river!) But then, I wouldn`t touch fish eggs, either.

Now, a bottle of Missouri bubbly, on the other hand...