Holy Ozone

Birdblog reader and poet Tom Graffiano has an hilarious ode to Mama Gaia entitled Holy Ozone. Here`s a taste;


You there...
Pumpin' all that petrol!
You're a Greenhouse Gaseous Goon!
Goddess Gaia's got the vapors...
And she'll vaporize you soon!.

and

She'll see that you get the picture,
She'll demand your rights be cut;
Gaia fumes about your habits...
(And she'll come snuff out your butt.)

and my favorite

This Green-Goddess-Chick is cranky!
She's hot-flashing!
PMS!
Now her Menopausal Minions
Are ticked-off and quite...
Distressed!

Pass the Midol!
Goddess-Idol,
Chicken Little's acting queer!
She's unstable, but still able
To keep Greens in Raptured Fear!


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