Jihadist Nursery Rhymes

In honor of Ramadan, I decided to try to bridge the cultural gap between ourselves and our Islamofascist friends. You can get a good feel for a culture by their nursery rhymes; ever wonder what Jihadists teach their (future suicide bomber) children? I suspect their rhymes go something like these:


HI DIDDLE DOO

Hi diddle doo
We`ll kill every Jew.
Our camels will poop on their graves.
Bin-Laden would laugh to hear such a report
and we`ll make all the rest of them slaves!


YUSEF THE THUG

Yusef the Thug
sat on his prayer rug
eating his Ramadan pie.
Along came Hasad
with a bomb for Jihad
saying ``time now for many to die``!


THE OWL AND THE PUSSYCAT

The Owl and the Pussycat
went to Jihad
wearing a beautiful pea-green boot.
They took several rifles, a lot of explosives
and learned how to hijack and shoot.


MUHAMMAD BE NIMBLE

Muhammad be nimble
Muhammad be quick
Muhammad blast down
with his dynamite stick!


THREE BLIND SHEIKS

Three blind sheiks,
three blind sheiks,
see how they plot!
see how they plot!
Their Mujahadeen will hijack a car
and cut off some heads with a simitar
and brag about it in a nudie bar!
Those three blind sheiks.




If I come up with any more, I`ll be sure to post them.